Day 23 - 15 facts about you.
1. I have a bladder condition called Interstitial Cystitis, if I say that I have to pee, GET OUTTA MY WAY CUZ I GOTTA PEE!
2. I know it makes me a bad mom, but I secretly think it's funny when my kids swear.
3. When I was 12 years old I took golf lessons with my cousin Kris, and won the putting contest.
4. I listen to Kid Rock as loud as I can stand it when I'm angry.
5. When I was in elementary school I wanted to play the saxophone, but my dad talked me out of it, because he said it wasn't a "girl's instrument".
6. I have Road Rage, my most frequently used expression is, "DUMB ASS!"
7. But if you have a U of U bumper sticker, I'm quicker to forgive.
8. The exact opposite is true if you have a BYU sticker.
9. Because of #6 when Carter was 3 years old he told the Relief Society president of my mom's ward to, "GET OUTTA THE WAY, DUMB ASS!" because he thought she walking to slow down the hall at church.
10. My mom wanted to kill me, but because of #2, I thought it was funny.
11. I sometimes have the mind of a 12-year old boy and think inappropriate things are funny.
12. When I was in bed for 8 weeks I became addicted to Reality TV, I'm still a Reality TV junkie, and would love to put KayCee in pageants, but Drew and my mom won't let me.
13. I'm fascinated by the paranormal, and would love to do a session with James Van Praagh, and see if my dad will talk to me.
14. I'm deathly afraid of clowns.
15. The episode of Punky Brewster where Cherie got locked in the refrigerator gave me nightmares for a month, and I had to sleep on the floor of my mom's bedroom.













2 comments:
Dumb Ass...that is all ya got?! Fart sounds will make me giggle till the day I die, they are still funny at 39 being female as they would be if I were an 11 year old boys. Talking about 11 year old boys...stay away from Mr Praagh and his Molestach. I think you should hook up with John Edwards instead. He is not creepy like Praagh and clowns.
i HATE clowns! your dad is seriously so handsome. GO UTES! and i HEART punky brewster! :) you make me laugh...
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